Cacia has a bald spot about the size of a quarter on the back of her head. You would never notice it, and I never did until she pointed it out to me.
Unlike a million men who sweep their hair over to cover their bald spot, Cacia decides to have me cut off her hair on that side of her head to expose it.
She opts for an unsweep-over to expose her flaws to the world.
This is one of the reasons why I have the most beautifully bad-ass girlriend in the world.
me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
